Taco Bell Unveils New Product; Where Are You, Wikipedia!!??

Although I have yet to experience it’s glory firsthand, there is almost no chance that Taco Bell’s new Volcano Taco is not the goods. The newest incarnation of the Great Amalgam of Mexican Ingredients takes Taco Bell’s classic crunchy taco, stuffs any excess internal space with spicy LAVA SAUCE and tops the whole concoction off with a charming red shell.

While it is newsworthy enough any time Taco Bell graces the people of Earth with a new product with which to enhance our palettes, what is somehow more interesting than the invention of LAVA SAUCE is the fact that the Volcano Taco has been available for over a week and has yet to establish a presence on Wikipedia. You would think that someone, anyone, would have gotten it together and created an entry to enlighten the world of this revelation of faux-Mexican cuisine.

Someone should get on that; this is big-time stuff.

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