Guide To Naming Your Homogeneous a Cappella Group

A disproportionate number of emails I receive through this site read something like this:

Dear Jake Rake,

I am starting a homogeneous a Cappella group and have no idea what to call it. Can you help me??

Sincerely,
Confused in Canton

PS: Do you cry a lot? For some reason I picture you as a crier.

To aid these loyal, instrumentally deficient readers, I have compiled a guide to help name a Cappella groups whose populations make up for a lack of diversity with an abundance of spirited puns! In the grand naming traditions of the Treble Makers, Phila’cappella,  Shirley Tempos and the Emporia State University a Cappella Choir, the Rake Blog Guide to Naming Your Homogeneous a Cappella Group: