New Order Of Taco Ingredients To Make Life Worthwhile

As if Ted Berg hadn’t done enough for you, loyal Rake Blog readers, today he hath uncovered what may be the most Earth-shattering development since dice met Yahtzee cup: Taco Bell, through it’s Facebook page, has announced that today, May 14, 2009, will mark the introduction of an entire menu dedicated to products enhanced by that most majestic of substances, Lava Sauce.

It is hitherto unknown exactly what Taco Bell’s new Volcano Menu will consist of, but the Facebook advertisement did include pictures of both a classic Volcano Taco and a new product, the Volcano Double Beef Burrito, which the ad describes as being “Loaded with a double portion of seasoned beef, spicy Lava Sauce, and crunchy red strips,” and “[Delivering] some serious heat.”

The inclusion of Crunchy Red Strips in the Volcano Double Beef Burrito adds credence to Dr. Berg’s previously formed hypothesis about the distinctive red shell of Volcano Taco being derived from the same red tortilla source material as said Crunchy Red Strips, which as readers of Taco Bell Wiki know, are found in a variety of Taco Bell items including the Big Taste Taco and Chicken Caesar Grilled Stuft Burrito.

Thank you, Taco Bell.

May 14, 2009: Day 1 of Era Volcanus