Hello Lamp, How’s It Going? I Can Feel Your Power Flowing
According to a report in The New York Times on Saturday, LED street lights such as those installed in Ann Arbor, Michigan earlier this year are so efficient that a large-scale switchover could reduce carbon emissions in the United States by more than 50% over the next 20 years. More importantly, the glowing orbs currently illuminating the streets of Ann Arbor are a dead ringer for those installed by C. Montgomery Burns as during the execution of his diabolical plot to block out the sun create a 100% dependency on the electricity supplied by his beloved nuclear power plant.

Ann Arbor, MI
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