God Sends Warning Shot At Area Capitalist

Baseball superagent Scott Boras was rewarded today with the ultimate compliment a capitalist can receive — a plague of insects, presumably for excellence in the field of greed.

The New York Times reports that Boras’ suite at Angels Stadium was overrun by a swarm of bees during this afternoon’s Angels-Athletics game. The Bees were ultimately removed with the help of a vacuum. Boras’ clients, ranging from Alex Rodriguez to Rodrigo Lopez, have been awarded over a billion dollars in contracts over the past decade, making Boras an obvious contender to receive plagues.

Seriously though, Scott Boras rules. It would be sweet as shit if God actually launched a coup against him and failed because Boras is so good at making money that he can just have whatever The Almighty throws at him vacuumed up at his convenience. Of course, there is no God, so I wouldn’t worry about it.

A man with a cool haircut photographs God's feeble attempt to punish the mighty Boras.