Archive for March, 2010
Oh Wikipedia, Is There Anything You Don’t Know?
Posted in Naked People, Pictures with tags Fisting on March 29, 2010 by jakerake
Interested In Every Detail Of The Relationship Between Milton Bradley & His Most-Recent Former Team? ESPN.com Has You Covered!
Posted in Baseball with tags ESPN, Milton Bradley on March 26, 2010 by jakerake
Biden Continues Being Awesome
Posted in DC-Baltimore, Famous People, The News with tags Joe Biden on March 23, 2010 by jakerakeThe Obama – Biden dynamic is amzing — every cool, leading-man type needs a goofy yet trustworthy sidekick. “Thanks, Joe.”
Thumbs Up: Baseball Prospectus’ Photo Editor
Posted in Baseball, DC-Baltimore, Pictures, The Internet with tags Adam Jones, Baseball Prospectus on March 21, 2010 by jakerake
Apparently People Like When I Ask Them Questions
Posted in New York, Shameless Self-Promotion on March 18, 2010 by jakerakeLittle auto-fellatio here on this beautiful March afternoon, as I point out that New York Magazine listed the Wednesday night trivia I host at Cherry Tree Bar as one of “New York’s Five Great Bar Trivia Nights.” If you haven’t yet, come on by and give it a shot; readers of this site are at an advantage, as the questions reflect the same interests as this site — namely tacos, baseball, sex, rock music, television, stupid people, booze and Canadian parliamentary referendums. The $100 bar tab pocketed by the winning team isn’t bad, either. Get some.
Also, who cares about the manager of the Texas Rangers using cocaine? This isn’t even a player we’re talking about, it’s a sixty-something year-old man who makes six figures wearing a baseball cap and sitting on a bench for six months a year. What the fuck does anyone care what he does in his free time?
Fjorn Keeps It Safe, Disgusting
Posted in Music, Shameless Self-Promotion with tags Fjorn on March 7, 2010 by jakerakeYou know lame it is when people remake the same movies and such over and over again? Fjorn does, and has opted to ignore those who say that re-recording the same song over and over again is uncreative and boring. Hence, “Lick My Nuts 2009,” an update on the Fjorn classic about licked balls and cummed-upon breasts, now with musical enhancements and a whole new verse. It’s like re-living 2009 all over again!
New York Mets Believe In Comebacks!
Posted in Advertising, Baseball, New York, Pictures with tags Baseball, New York Mets on March 6, 2010 by jakerakeIt’s true! And I know it’s true because they sent me this handsome invitation to purchase tickets to watch them attempt to come back from being so terrible in 2009!
Unfortunately, the brochure includes a photograph of right fielder/outsmith Jeff Francoeur, and if the team is implying that it will be giving regular playing time to Mr. Francoeur, their belief in comebacks may be tested in 2010.
