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Cantina Taqueria & Tequila Bar; Atlanta, GA

Splits!

2010, entering Thursday’s games:

Vlad:

home: .381/.407/.669
road: .273/.324/.414

Ty Wigginton:

vs. RHP: .287/.368/.553
vs. LHP: .243/.338/.371

Austin Jackson:

vs. RHP: .355/.401/.481
vs. LHP: .179/.214/.224

Vernon Wells:

home: .355/.377/.734
road: .211/.301/.414

Austin Kearns:

home: .237/.345/.376
road: .333/.405/.566

Something Tells Me These People Also Like Dutchmasters And The Music Of Dr. Dre

ESPN Continues Asking Silly Bearded Retard To Talk About Baseball

Whoops. Does anyone really think that Robinson Cano will still be hitting .371 at the end of the season? Sure, it’s possible that he continues to hit like Ty Cobb over the course of 600 plate appearances, but it’s not terribly likely. Still, <3 Kruk.

Bad Umpiring Is The New Bird Flu

BREAKING NEWS: Commissioner Bud Selig won’t reverse an umpire’s admitted blown call that cost Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game.

Really? The commissioner of Major League Baseball not stepping in and overturning an umpire’s decision from a previous night’s game, something that literally happens every day, is breaking news? Is it also breaking news that Selig didn’t whip out his cock and award it the long-rumored Las Vegas baseball franchise?

It is confusing that anyone would even be interested in Selig reversing umpire Jim Joyce’s call. Regardless of what the official score says 24 hours later, Galarraga’s performance hasn’t changed since last night. Would people be more impressed with what happened last night if Selig changed the scorebook to read that Jason Donald didn’t hit a single in the ninth inning, even though he actually did?

Baseball’s umpires have the right to call whatever they think the right decision is – that’s the consequence of having human beings in charge of things. As Ken Funck notes on Baseball Prospectus today, “[Joyce] made an entirely all-too-human mistake at the worst possible time… umpires generally do a difficult job quite well, but there’s no reason to continue to accept these errors, understandable and inevitable as they may be.  Saying we should live with them is akin to saying that we should live with scurvy and smallpox, despite readily available preventatives with little or no downside.”

Funck calls for an expansion on MLB’s instant replay policy, one that would help put an end to poor calls like Joyce’s last night. While I happen to agree with him, I don’t think making calls for changes to the game’s rules following an emotional episode such as last night’s Tigers game is not typically a good way to go about doing things. Reactionary decision-making leads to the Patriot Act, rather than sound, reason-based change.

MLB’s [and its’ fans] reluctance to embrace an instant replay system such as that of the NFL is silly, but the rules are what they are and Jim Joyce didn’t do anything notably out of the ordinary last night; his mistake just happened to come at an inopportune moment.

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