1.) MLB leader in walks allowed by a pitcher; Ryan threw baseballs really goddamn hard, however, he also had no idea where they were going once they left his hand, as he allowed nearly 1,000 more walks than anyone else in the history of professional baseball, a mark that fits in nicely next to his modern-era record for wild pitches.
2.) His ill-fated writing career; 1996 saw the release of The Nolan Ryan Fitness Guide. Four years later he suffered a heart attack and had to receive a double coronary bypass. Boy must his face be red! (because all of the arteries in his head are bursting)
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