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Rake Blog Tutorial: Making It Rain

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on December 28, 2008 by jakerake

As one of the last people on Earth to discover the actions signified by the expression “Making it Rain,” I have taken it upon myself to enlighten the remaining few who are unfamiliar with this most wonderful of strip club behaviors. scrooge-mcduck-make-it-rain

That most reputable of online references, the Urban Dictionary, offers the following:

When you’re in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.

I generally shy away from the brusque vernacular of the open-source Urban Dictionary, but in this instance they hit the nail on the head, as any attempt to define “Making it Rain” clearly needs to refer to the venue in which the deed goes down as “Da club.”

Making it Rain:

  1. Enter strip club
  2. Throw bills of any increment at the naked women

While Making it Rain is obviously awesome, there are also some drawbacks that may result. For example, Pacman “Adam” Jones famously made it rain, and now he is not allowed to play football anymore. Please learn from Mr. Jones’ mistakes and use discretion when bringing a trash bag with $81,000 in it into a strip club with the intent of throwing the money at naked women.

Note: Pelting strippers with nickels does not count as Making it Rain.

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